Take a hard drivin’ trucker. Give him a bottle of Tennessee’s finest and let him loose at a Mexican bar during spring break. Now listen to our tunes.


We make music that’s exactly like our reflection in the mirror: ugly. Is that too real for you, square? Deal with it.


Come to a show. That is – come to a show if you’ve got the proper permits for all that steel you carry in your Walter Whiteys.


Support In The Whale with some purely badass gear. If your friends don’t like it you should punch the glasses off their faces.



It’s time to talk turkey. Get in touch with our team so we can come destroy your disgusting venue. Keep the condom machine stocked.